Comedian On Phone – “Doctor My Wife Is Pregnant. She Is Having Pain Right Now”.
Doctor: Is This Her First Child?
Comedian: No This Is Her Husband Speaking……
Comedian: Will U Merry , After I Die .
Wife : No I Wiil Live With My Sister.
Wife : Will U Marry , After I Die .
Comedian: No I Will Also Live With Ur Sister.
(2 Comedians Looking At Egyptian Mummy)
Comedian1: Look So Many Bandages, Pakka Truck Accident Case.
Comedian2: Aaho, Truck Nambar Bhi Likha Hai. BC-1760!!
A Comedian Is Filling Up A Job Application………………………
He Promptly Fills In The Lines On Name, Age, Addr,& Etc.
Then Came The Column Salary Expected…………………
After Much Thought He Writes: Yes……………….
A Comedian Photographer Is Focusing A Dead Body’s Face In A Funeral Function,
Suddenly All Dead Persons Relatives Beat Him. Why? He Said “SMILE PLEASE”
Teacher Told All Students In A Class To Write An Essay On A Cricket Match.
All Were Busy Writing Except One.
He Wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Ek Comedian Exam Dene Gaya To Apne Saath Palumber Ko Le Kar Gaya.
Guess Karo Kyun Le Kar Gaya?
Aray Yaar Simple Hai Us Ko Yeh News Mili Thi K Paper Leak Ho Gaya.